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Emoticon -> Real Life™ Conversion Manual

Unfortunately, no good things remain original and unique (like my handle :( ). There are now a whole bunch of ripoff 'emoticon manuals' all over the Internet.

Don't settle for cheap gimmicks. Most of these imposter sites use some form of photoshopping to screw with the pictures thereby demonstrating UNACHIEVABLE RESULTS!

Here, not only do we give you the REAL DEAL without any cheap trickery, we also tell you in detail how to perform the facial maneuvers involved.

Keep breathin', -SuperVeggie